Teeny bit of language at the bottom of this post, so ask your toddler to step away from the computer and watch Peppa Pig for a bit…
A lady once told me (and I didn’t even ask her) that my Lifeline was ‘split’. See it? This signified that I would be married more than once.
I really effing hate it when people like that are right.
Apparently our hands say a lot about us.
This one says that I am old enough for the veins to protrude on my hands, even in soft daylight and post-Photoshop. Crap.
This one says that I am a total clutz and burned myself on a hot pan. Double Crap.
This one says that I am too busy for manicures. Crappety Crap.
And this one says that I have finally found love.
Screw that bloody lifeline.
One of the very many submissions to The Gallery’s ’Family’ theme this week.
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I LOVE THIS!!!!!!! Helen this is an amazing post!!
Thanks Tanya (love that I can call you by your actual name and know what you look like now!!!)
Ha ha this is ruddy brilliant!., such contrast from the unspoilt children’s hands I gave seen so far x
Thanks Jenny. Thought there might be a lot of gorgeous babies today, so thought I’d show a bit of old lady instead!
Agree with the others, this is a cracking entry. And that last photo made me cheer!
Haaa, thanks! I was a bit worried I might offend, but what the hell!!
He he. I love it!
Thanks Jacq!!!
Brilliant! An unusual interpretation but very clever!
Appreciate your stopping by, thanks Nikki
Fantastic post. Love your interpretation.
Danke! Love this kind of stuff
Great post, made me giggle x
Love a giggler, thanks so much for commenting!
You’ve put a lot of thought into that and it was well worth it. Well done.
Thanks for that lovely observation. Actually I took the photos on the train on wag back from Britmumslive!
Brilliant!
Too kind, but I’ll take it! Thank you very much indeed
Oh this post is so fab! Brilliant pictures, and I love the sentiment. I’ve actually been thinking about the lines on mine. There is one where it supposedly shows the your children. Mine has one clear line at the top and two lines like this underneath — I have a 5 yo and 2yo twins. Hmmmmm…… But it’s all rubbish isn’t it?
All stuff and nonsense, Rebecca. Don’t believe a word of it
So glad you stopped by and showed me yours!!!
Made me laugh out loud – you giving the ‘finger’. Great post, cool you have found love, I never have time for a manicure either, I just about have time to scrape out the remains of the garden before I cook dinner. Great post!!!
LOL. I know what you mean about the nails! How do these mothers in the playground manage to keep those nails so clean and chip-free?!!!!
Once again a fantastic entry! Was not expecting that last photo at all, but it totally “makes” the post.
xx
Thank you. I was in two minds about it, but can’t resist a joke!!!!
That made me giggle
we went to a pead consulatant once who took hold of my sons hands, looked at them both, put them down and said ‘he has problem’ we walked out looking at our hands then this little boy of 3 and yes, he is missing a line, his head line, he was later diagnosed with Autism, we had never heard of it before.
Glad you have found Love xxx
Oh my goodness, that’s incredible!! The human body is truly a wonderful mystery isn’t it?!
It certainly is x
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Love it!
Thanks!
Brilliant! Loved this post