Bigger, Faster, Stronger

The journey from boy to man is fraught with danger.

First you have to eat, like, a LOT because you keep growing. Sometimes you come home from school taller then when you left that same morning.

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Secondly, you have to turn your body into some kind of temple, apparently.

This requires a lot of effort and will mean that on a Sunday you need to be out of your bed BEFORE 9am. This shit is not for lightweights.

You may get stinky ‘pits and your hamstrings will hurt like a b*****d, but it will all be worth it when you start to look ‘hench’.

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Eh girls?

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